'I Hate Men'

I Live-Tweeted #PeterPanLive

I wish when Peter found his shadow it was actually @ElenaShaddow. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Okay so the maid is dead. A cross-dressing, flying-person is in fishnets and singing. What next? PIRATES? #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

This song makes me cry. Every time. #Neverland #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Tinkerbell is both a xylophone AND a bassoon.... Oh, and a total bitch. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Guys. This is the gay superbowl. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

ALL PIRATES SING AND DANCE. Fact. Musical fact. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

WALKEN. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

As the first Method Captain Hook in history, Walken actually cut off his own hand. A be-handing in Neverland. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Spoiler: Lost Boys all grew up and became @Newsies. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

John and Michael are going to need SO much therapy... #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

TINKERBELL: LYING, WINGÉD BITCH. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Soooo...all the lost boys fell out of those carriages *after* their voices changed, then? #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Captain Hook is actually one of my dream roles. Hands--er, HAND down. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

WALKEN IS SUDDENLY @PLACIDODOMINGO! #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Required Pirate Skills: 1. Murderous crookery 2. Dodgy regional British accent 3. Missing appendage 4. JAZZ TAP & BALLET #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Wendy feeding the masses. This is exactly how the @Wendys franchise began. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

I would listen to Tiger Lilly if she magically turned into @JudyKuhn1 and sang "Just Around the Riverbend." #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

"This rowing machine is total BS..." - Peter Pan #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

The plight of the Native Neverlandian #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

#PeterPanLive is getting super dramatic... pic.twitter.com/xtLKUvwoJw
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

This is just like the Valjean and Javert face off except it's not. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Soooo...this ...isn't racist? #PeterPan
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Michael: Wait, where are we? John: Neverland, it's right there on the ground. Michael: ...I can't read. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Therapist: Wendy, where did Peter make you feel the special feelings? Was it in the communal bathtub? #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

I just want to take a serious moment to thank Mary Martin for existing. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

I hope that Cathy Rigby and Sandy Duncan are crowing together tonight. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

RYAN STEELE WANTS TO GO WITH YOU! #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Let's all get real: PETER PAN IS A TOTAL SOCIOPATH. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Don't trust Tinkerbell she's obviously a total bitch. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Seize that day Lost Boys. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Backstory: Pirates drug lost boys with roofies. They turn into Rufio. #PeterPanLive pic.twitter.com/XDIFDaP6nq
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏#Pray4Tink #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

"Mrs. Hook's little baby boy" - Top 5 Lyrics ever. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

What do you bet Dustin Hoffman is singing all the songs in his living room? #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

I just want to say that I never knew Rachel Maddow had such a lovely voice. #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Just saying: they are prepared with 16 bars and the tap combination. #PeterPanLive pic.twitter.com/2Q1SF8FIaB
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

The Darling's therapy bills.... #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

I'm ready for my entrance you guys! #PeterPanLive pic.twitter.com/joErsvLsv1
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

"DAD?!!" - Wendy #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

[*takes a moment for awkward left-handed stage combat*] #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

HOOK BUMP! #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

"All my children missing...husband a comedy pirate...totally fine...gonna sing about all of it...RAVISHINGLY... " @kelliohara #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

"WE SWEAR NOT TO SEXUALLY HARASS YOUR BIRTH CHILDREN *AND* WE WILL DO FLIPS & SING IN HARMONY!" - Lost Boys #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

"I'll never lock the window..." - Wendy #PeterPanLive pic.twitter.com/MDYIuxa2qH
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

But actually I always cry in this scene... #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

That was a blast. Congratulations to all involved in #PeterPanLive! “If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.” ― J.M. Barrie
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

“The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.” ― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014

Last question though: is the maid alive? #PeterPanLive
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) December 5, 2014