Did I tell you guys I was teaching the good children of the future at Pace University?
Well I am.
I am now Professor Silber.
Like... there are pieces of paper, official looking pieces of paper with THAT EXACT MONIKER on the top of the page.
"Prof. Silbs" if you will (
and I know you will...)
You know what happens when you have to travel for work in the winter?
There is inevitably a blizzard.
And you know what happens when there is a blizzard?
They cancel all the flights back East.
And thus, you cannot TEACH THE CHILDREN.
For [*War Movie Voice*]
...you cannot get to them.
YOU ARE STUCK.
In the middle of the desert.
With nothing to comfort you but the sunshine.
And a hot tub.
But does that stop Al Silbs? Why
NO.
Because Al Silbs makes her class a VIDEO.
With her iPhone.
and THAT is how you handle being stranded! ReSULT!
Welcome to the [
*alienating lighting shift*] THE AVANT-GARDE. [
*aaaaand BLACKOUT*]
Enjoy good students of Pace University.
And enjoy, ye readers of London Still.
FIN.
PS) Feel free to do the homework in the comments if you like!