...In a perfect world you'd be able to mark people as spam in real life.
...If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would ever get done.
...I have 99 problems and they're all luftballons.
...some people on Facebook "Like" everything but grammar.
...Just once, I want to go to a wedding and see someone object.
...damn-- I mean, whatever happened to all that glow-in-the-dark stuff?
...I bet some of the dumber wolves howl at the sun.
...Oh. Oh, Reese's cup at the back of my freezer, how like the food version of a booty-call you are.
...If someone would just make a decent beer called Alone, it wouldn't sound nearly as depressing when I say I'm drinking alone.
...I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
...I really long for the days when my biggest goal was to "collect them all."
...Sometimes I ask, "What would Chewbacca do?"
The answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound."
So that's what I do.