Look. What. I. Found.

Guys.... GUYS.... 
look. 
what. 
I. 
found. 
For real.

I MEAN. 

So I named them Bertram and Scott.
and then I went back to get two more 
     because people? ...THEY WERE $4.99. 
FOUR NINETY FREAKIN' NINE...... 

The next two were in green [orange below], and I named the next two Archimedes and Zizi.
(Incidentally, it pleases me greatly that their names now line up perfectly with the Teletubbies theme song "Archimedes! Bertram! Zizi! SCOTT.")

I love owls. A lot.