Ahhh Greek Tragedy.
Beautiful.
Essential.
Beautiful.
Essential.
Older than Jesus.
The birthplace of modern drama.
Trouble is?
Sometimes Aeschylus, Sophocles and Euripedes sound more like venereal diseases than the world's greatest tragedians. ("Ooo. I got Euripedes in college. Itches like hell. But the cream helps...")
Sometimes you just don't have the TIME to peruse the great tomes of the past.
Sometimes you are emotionally FRAGILE.
Sometimes you just can't handle all THE FEELS.
Sometimes you need a BREAK.
You need some HELP.
And that? [*super intense whisper*] ...THAT IS WHERE I COME IN...
I am here to give you the gist.
That's right.
Um, YES. Yes you should.
It is a classic of the modern age.
It is WORTH IT.
These plays are IMPORTANT.
But... in the meantime... I got your back...
*
The birthplace of modern drama.
Trouble is?
Sometimes Aeschylus, Sophocles and Euripedes sound more like venereal diseases than the world's greatest tragedians. ("Ooo. I got Euripedes in college. Itches like hell. But the cream helps...")
Sometimes you just don't have the TIME to peruse the great tomes of the past.
Sometimes you are emotionally FRAGILE.
Sometimes you just can't handle all THE FEELS.
Sometimes you need a BREAK.
You need some HELP.
And that? [*super intense whisper*] ...THAT IS WHERE I COME IN...
I am here to give you the gist.
That's right.
To "get the gist" means to understand something, but not to be expert in it.
Bob: Did you read Moby Dick last night?So should you read The Orestia and marvel at the the poetry of Aeschylus, the inevitability of fate, and see the end of the curse of the House of Atreus?
Steve: Nah, I read spark notes, got the gist.
Um, YES. Yes you should.
It is a classic of the modern age.
It is WORTH IT.
These plays are IMPORTANT.
But... in the meantime... I got your back...
*
[CURTAIN.]
...[CURTAIN.]
[CURTAIN.]
The Orestia:
Orestes: I'm SOOOORRRY!
The Gods: Ugh. It's okay.
[CURTAIN.]
The Persians: OHHH PERSIA.
[CURTAIN.]
[CURTAIN.]
Aaaaaaaaaaand SCENE.
You are welcome.
[*compulsively drinks Gatorade in corner rink*]
*sigh*
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