17 March, 2006

Condensed Film Scripts: The Last Samurai

In case any of you missed this uh, AWESOME film, I thought I would save you the trouble of having to endure it. Life is too short. (This might have to made a serial...)

The Last Samurai

MAN: Please go to Japan and show them your awesome ways!
[wields sword with awesomeness]

TOM CRUISE: I will be better than all the stupid Japanese Samurai 'cos I am awesome.

SAMURAI: You fight so awesomely well that we will train you to be the best Samurai!

TOM CRUISE: Yes, I am that friggin' awesome.

[later...]

TOM CRUISE: I have become the best Samurai ever, and am totally more Samurai than the rest.

GIRL: I love you whitey Samurai.

The End.

4 comments:

  1. more films condensed please... perhaps you should work on the best superhero movie ever... spiderman 3...

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  2. hahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA. i've actually seen it, and that is a very apt description.

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  3. Very apt Ms.Silber- Last Samarai is, how do they say is Glasgow,'Pish'.

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