In case any of you missed this uh, AWESOME film, I thought I would save you the trouble of having to endure it. Life is too short. (This might have to made a serial...)
The Last Samurai
MAN: Please go to Japan and show them your awesome ways!
[wields sword with awesomeness]
TOM CRUISE: I will be better than all the stupid Japanese Samurai 'cos I am awesome.
SAMURAI: You fight so awesomely well that we will train you to be the best Samurai!
TOM CRUISE: Yes, I am that friggin' awesome.
[later...]
TOM CRUISE: I have become the best Samurai ever, and am totally more Samurai than the rest.
GIRL: I love you whitey Samurai.
The End.
17 March, 2006
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more films condensed please... perhaps you should work on the best superhero movie ever... spiderman 3...
ReplyDeletehahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA. i've actually seen it, and that is a very apt description.
ReplyDeletebravo
ReplyDeleteVery apt Ms.Silber- Last Samarai is, how do they say is Glasgow,'Pish'.
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