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| go on... have a cookie...because you are tall... |
Kathryn Erbe: Cookies! [she turns around with glee] Are you gonna have a cookie?
Me: They have cookies again? [They had cookies yesterday-- is this heaven?!]
KE: They have them every day. And they are hot. And delicious.
Me: I missed them yesterday...
KE: Well, then you should have one today!
Me: I dunno... [I am thinking of myself in these ill-fitting jeans for all the world to see... in HD...]
KE: ["Cookies are serious business" voice] You should have a cookie. You are young.... [she is deadpan] and tall...
Me: ...Okay...
KE: Please. For me.
Me: I promise.
KE: Thank you.
Cookie consumed.
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this is how you will henceforth justify all cookie consumption in your life.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing. I hope you had 8 cookies...because you're young...and tall...you should have 8.
ReplyDelete.... she said "AHOY..." and then I died.
ReplyDeleteAl, it's like you were IN the movie! ...which I am just about to watch btw. I have a flatmate who HASN'T SEEN IT. What?
ReplyDeleteSHE SAID AHOY TO YOU? What did you say back? Did you say, I'm a sailor I sail now?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't say ANYTHING BECAUSE I WAS DEAD!!!
ReplyDeleteChillax Al, Death Therapy is highly effective.
ReplyDeleteI see this has already been covered, I was about to ask if you discussed What About Bob? with her at all. Late to the party, I am. I would probably have walked up to her wearing a puppet made in her likeness on my hand.
ReplyDeleteOh Daddy, NOT HERE!
@Rosie & @Bec - Ahoy. Like Chips Ahoy. Did either of your countries have Chips Ahoy?
ReplyDelete@NotReallyThere I waited 4 days to discuss Bob with her and she was really nice about it. I explained that on my top 10 list of favorite films Bob took up the first three slots and she sort of couldn't quite believe that... it took all my strength to not bring a puppet or ask if she could "get that tomato off there please?"
My country is canadian. We have Chips Ahoy. We even have rainbow Chips Ahoy.
ReplyDeleteYes. Available in Australia.... I had to Google that.
ReplyDeleteVintage Chips Ahoy - http://youtu.be/ZGlIqjszsR8
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