Ahhh New York

Al: Excuse me is this seat taken?
That guy: Yes.
Al: really?
That guy: Uh, yes. Clearly this dolphin is sitting here....
Al: [this person is crazy I will sloooowly back away now] Oh, yes of course... [not so subtly takes photo of crazy dolphin]

FIN.

 PS) what is it about me and meeting people with giant stuffed toys on public transport?!